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Email You can write me email at:

(A picture of my email addresses)

(If you don't see anything above, you'll have to turn off your image blocker and reload this page).

The first address is my main one, but the company who hosts it tends to be overly aggressive about filtering mail sent from domains with bad reps. Try the second one if the first doesn't provoke any reaction from me.

Seems unnecessary to say it, but just in case: of course I will not give your email address to anyone without your permission. (They aren't really paying that much for them these days, in anything less than million-unit lots.)

Seems necessary to say it: if you write me a good email, I will consider myself free to post some or all of the contents on this site or anywhere else. I'll withhold your name. Probably. Unless it's a really good flame and you're famous. Of course, if you explicitly ask me not to, I won't post your name. Unless it's really good flame, and you're a Republican.

And finally, if you would like the publicity that is going to swamp you by my mentioning your name, you can request that, too.

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Phone You can call me by:
Calling directory assistance or looking me up on the web. I live in the town that hosts the Isabella G. Hart School of Practical Nursing and I'm in the book, as they (used to) say. Or write me an email and ask me for my number.

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Snail Mail You can write a letter to me, or send me large boxes of unmarked bills and other nice presents, by:
Obtaining my phone number as above and then using a reverse directory to obtain the corresponding mailing address. Or write me an email and ask me for it.

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Blog As a last resort, you can post a comment somewhere on my blog.
I get notified automatically when a comment is posted. You don't have to be a member or login or anything to post a comment on my blog, but obviously, if you choose to post as "anonymous" or "other," you'll have to supply a way for me to get in touch with you in the text of the comment. All comments are public; i.e., everyone will be able to see what you say.

Message: think before you type . . . as I don't. "See what you say." Heh.

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Apology: Sorry about all of the obfuscation, but, hey, no one likes a lazy, unresourceful, web-illiterate stalker.

Colophon: The icons on this page stem from Leo's Icon Archive. The graphic with my email addresses was created as a bitmap using MS Paint. All graphics were converted to PNG format and otherwise monkeyed with using the fabulous Graphics Professional Workshop. The idea for embedding one's address within an image is something that I think I first saw on Tom Tomorrow's site, although I doubt he'd claim to be the originator of said idea.

Bonus: There's something kind of wrong with email icon. Be the first to name it and win fabulous prizes! Okay, I saw it first, but you can play for fun.


Contact Info Page Last Modified: 2006-11-19